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Polevaulters graveyard.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

A Preschool of Fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'I wish I was creative'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

Dollphins

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Ricochet

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.