Marriage Vow Enthusiast Gifts

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I figured you'd end up looking like that."

Gender Symbols

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I married for contrast."

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

'Harriet just became a senior, but she's an oldie, but goodie.'

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."