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"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"You may now kiss the bride."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"I figured you'd end up looking like that."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"I married for contrast."

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

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'Harriet just became a senior, but she's an oldie, but goodie.'

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."