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'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Drive-thru Church

Parson and abandoned husband

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

'She misses me alright-she's a lousy shot!'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"That drives me crazy!"

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

"And do you both agree to lower your expectations so this marriage will at least have a fighting chance?"

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

Sarah enjoyed her dates a lot more ever since she invested in a ChaperDrone.

"Sorry, Dear, the REAL me slipped out."

"So it's come to this, Doreen."

'I can't stand those snide little remarks and that constant beating around the bus...if you have anything at all to say...just shut up!'

"Just what vows do you want to renew?"

The First Aero Wedding

"Just which part of, 'Till death do us part' don't you get, Arthur?"

"Ice-picks and chill?"

"No matter how sincerely you apologise to your wife, the answer is always the same: 'It's too late now.'"

My God, Esther, what's happened to us!

Avoid alimony, stay single or stay married.