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Evolution.

"...until death do you a favor."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

"It's a cup holder."

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'... and do you promise to love Angela, more than she loves you?'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'I do, but no promises.'

"… in sickness and in health, with no chance of parole for 25 years?"

'Don't I get to read the small print?'

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

'And do you Kevin, take, no arm twisting, please.'

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

'Well yes, I suppose it is a multiple-choice question'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

'And do you, Archibald, vow to engage Gina in meaningful conversation?'

"Gee, I don't know -- You drive a hard bargain."

"Seriously, Peggy? You want it written into our wedding vows that I'm willing to slay a dragon for you?"