Marriage Vow Innovator Mugs

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Drive-thru Church

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Parson and abandoned husband

"Are we sexually compatible? Well, we both get headaches at the same time..."

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'And do you, Sarah, promise never to Google his ex-wife?'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."

'... And do you, Gavin, promise not to hog the T.V remote, for as long as you both shall live?'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

"That drives me crazy!"

'She misses me alright-she's a lousy shot!'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"So it's come to this, Doreen."

After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

"Just which part of, 'Till death do us part' don't you get, Arthur?"

The First Aero Wedding

"Just what vows do you want to renew?"

"And do you both agree to lower your expectations so this marriage will at least have a fighting chance?"

'I can't stand those snide little remarks and that constant beating around the bus...if you have anything at all to say...just shut up!'

Agatha tried desperately to spice up her marriage. 'And where, ma'am, would you like that tattoo?'

Sarah enjoyed her dates a lot more ever since she invested in a ChaperDrone.

"Sorry, Dear, the REAL me slipped out."

"No matter how sincerely you apologise to your wife, the answer is always the same: 'It's too late now.'"

"Ice-picks and chill?"

My God, Esther, what's happened to us!