Marriage Moment Collector Gifts

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'You mustn't blame yourself for everything that goes wrong, Dear. It makes me feel redundant.'

A boy with a camera

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

"You've been offered a role as a husband who's been married for thirty years."

'Today's our 15th wedding anniversary?--Oh, yes, I remember, the market was up 3.29493% that day.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'Your wife says you were married for 50 years and now you want to communicate?'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"I hunt, she gathers, but we always get together for cocktails at five."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'This would be so romantic if we weren't married to each other.'

"I'm sorry, dear, but you know how I feel about intra-marital sex."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."