Marital Moments Connoisseur Gifts

'Care to do something crazy, like kiss and make up?'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Love me little, love me long.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

"No heroic measures."

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"'Till death do you part?"

'What I hate most is coming home and having all those damn Harleys parked in my driveway!'

'He's probably charming the pants off your receptionist'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'Moron.'

Wildlife Refuge

"I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out this way."

'I don't know what making partner means but anything that make YOU purr mkes ME purr!'

'When did your role as husband become mainly ceremonial?'

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

'Surprised she's getting married again. In lieu of wedding gifts, she's asking for donations to help retain a divorce lawyer.'