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'Care to do something crazy, like kiss and make up?'

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Love me little, love me long.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'Looks like the Wentworths are still on the outs.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'My wife likes it when I help out in the kitchen.'

"What do you mean I never take you anywhere? We're here, aren't we?"

"No heroic measures."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Would it kill you to help around the house for once?!"

"You never tell me you love me." "I told ya' once. I'll let you know if anything changes."

'He's probably charming the pants off your receptionist'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

'Moron.'

"'Till death do you part?"

Wildlife Refuge

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

'What d'you mean - you've changed your minds?'

"I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out this way."

'I don't know what making partner means but anything that make YOU purr mkes ME purr!'

"Honey, I'm home."

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

'This is one thing you can't blame on me.'

'When did your role as husband become mainly ceremonial?'

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'