Collecting Moments Gifts

A boy with a camera

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Sitting in a tree

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Kirsten Johnson

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Not wearing deodorant is not what I meant by 'respect the local customs'"

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"You told me to mingle, so I have been mingling."

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

How to injury yourself as an adult

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

'I am smiling.'

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

Ned thinks back to his youth.

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

'No, everything is not all right. My date ran out without leaving money to pay the bill!'

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

"This is Arthur, my first husband."