Collector Of Sweet Moments Gifts

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Sitting in a tree

Vegetarian Birds

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy with a camera

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Easter Bunny!

'I love my mum and dad!'

It's a shame, but I'm still deciding if it

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

How to injury yourself as an adult

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

'Moron.'

Make him warm and comfortable...

"Lay off the jelly beans."

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'And...?'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

Goldilocks and the Three Gummi Bears

'That's the green house effect.'

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.