Collector Of Sweet Moments Pillows

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Vegetarian Birds

Sitting in a tree

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy with a camera

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Easter Bunny!

Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'I love my mum and dad!'

How to injury yourself as an adult

'They don't suspect a thing as long as you take the metal disk and blow your nose into their hand...'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'Moron.'

Make him warm and comfortable...

'Tsk, the garden's full of the dog's mess again...'

'And...?'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

How’d my dang teeth get in there? Cuz you been drinkin’ out of the milk carton again.

"It's marzipan pigs."