Cherished Moments Collector Pillows

Life goes by like somebody has pushed a fast forward button. I'd like to have a rewind button so I could go back and replay a few segments over and over again!

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Sitting in a tree

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

A boy with a camera

First Steps

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'I love my mum and dad!'

Proud parents take a photo of their potty-trained child.

Happy Pregnancy

'Moron.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Make him warm and comfortable...

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

"It's the only 'L' word you can click on."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

Ned thinks back to his youth.

'And...?'

Love at first sight.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

Mother Love

"Classic Larry."

Life Hourglass

"Tia Carmen, why do we get old?"

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

"Going...going...gone. And so it goes...another minute of our fun-filled spring break disappears."

'Wow!' (Little boy looking up mannequin's skirt."

"What do you mean 'paper or plastic'? Have you ever used condoms before?"

'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'