Cherished Moments Collector T-Shirts

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Sitting in a tree

A boy with a camera

First Steps

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

'I love my mum and dad!'

Happy Pregnancy

'Moron.'

Make him warm and comfortable...

"I'd steer clear of that guy Jill, he's all sorts of trouble..."

Child having his portrait painted and mother asking for his expression to be preserved

Ned thinks back to his youth.

'And...?'

Love at first sight.

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain

'Don't just stand there...get the camcorder!'

Jewelry assists us in remembering those important dates...like wedding anniversaries.

"Classic Larry."

Life Hourglass

"Tia Carmen, why do we get old?"

Mother Love

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

"Going...going...gone. And so it goes...another minute of our fun-filled spring break disappears."

"What do you mean 'paper or plastic'? Have you ever used condoms before?"

'Wow!' (Little boy looking up mannequin's skirt."

'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'

"Honestly, I don't like avoiding hard work...or padding my time card, or hiding when the boss comes, or making you and Beatriz carry the load...but it's what I'm good at."