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'Is this the third turning on the left,Officer?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Surf Casting

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

To diet or not...?

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, how attached are you to the cat?'

Private View.

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Dog on skates.

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

Son on the shoulders of Mum on the shoulders of Dad so he can feed a giraffe

"I brought popcorn..."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'And...?'

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"Now I'll read a selection from the book I have chosen. Sift a quarter cup of flour into a bowl. . ."