Marriage-minded Pillows

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Only a few more questions to determine our suitability to marry...'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Pre-nuptal Agreement.

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her.

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

"I married for contrast."

Gender Symbols

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."