Marriage Jitters Enthusiast T-Shirts

'On second thought, maybe I'll shop around a little first.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

Gender Symbols

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"I married for contrast."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"I went ahead and got married without knowing the possible side effects."

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"That's Stuart and Vivian Muntner. They're a one-marriage family."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"He's not the frog I married."

The widow's intended: 'Well, Tommy, has your mother told you of my good fortune.' Tommy: 'No. She only said she was going to marry you!'