Marriage Counseling Gifts

"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

"I thought we agreed not to fight in front of the children."

"What do you mean we don't communicate? I texted you last week."

'We need to talk....' - 'Oh no.'

"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"Of course I care about how you imagined I thought you perceived I wanted you to feel."

'Sex is good!'

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

'We are communicating better, but we are still not out of the woods.'

Relate 'She's got all the faults, yet I'm the one who's over-critical'

"Can't we talk about something other than money?"

Marriage counselor reading the newspaper: 'Try to listen to each other more. It won't be easy. You're not very interesting.'

"I said I'm sorry."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'I had my accounting department run a cost-benefit analysis on you and I have some bad news.'

Couple in bed with woman running towards them - 'Let me through I'm a Sex Therapist...'

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'Hey you, get back in the house! We have to work on our marriage!'

'Our marriage is built on trust and understanding - I don't trust her and she doesn't understand me.'

Dan and Irene's 'communication problems' improve, thanks to Richard, their couples therapist.

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

"We took your advice and worked things out."

Marriage Guidance - Give and Take

"I feel like we've grown apart."

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"

'Love is a rose... that's all we really know about it.'

"My wife couldn't come.She's got a headache."

Relationship problems.

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

'... And he has a real 'Jekyll and Hyde' personality! '

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"