Marooned Matchmaker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the marooned matchmaker? Our unique collection combines humor and charm, perfect for the creative soul who loves to connect hearts. From fun mugs to witty prints, find something that captures their playful spirit and passion for pairing people up. These gifts are great for anyone who delights in the craft of matchmaking, with a touch of humor and lots of personality, making every day more cheerful and love-filled.

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Hmm...all the best!

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..." mockup

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

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"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows." mockup

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..." mockup

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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Asking out a palm reader.

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.' mockup

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again." mockup

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

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'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.' mockup

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar, mockup

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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Acme Dating Service

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'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.' mockup

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

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"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..." mockup

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block' mockup

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

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"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!" mockup

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

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"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match." mockup

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

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Match maker

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"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend." mockup

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

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"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?" mockup

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

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Carbon Dating Agency

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"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!" mockup

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

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Sidekick speed matching service.

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Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost." mockup

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

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"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'." mockup

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

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'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.' mockup

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

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"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!" mockup

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

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'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?' mockup

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

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"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side." mockup

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

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'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

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"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby." mockup

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

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Marooned Matchmaker Gifts Collection

Marooned Matchmaker Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for matchmakers, filled with humor and charm to brighten their mornings and celebrate their gift of love.

Marooned Matchmaker Pillows

Soft pillows for matchmakers with humorous and heartfelt messages, perfect for adding personality to their favorite spaces.

Marooned Matchmaker Prints

Decorate their world with prints that celebrate the art of matchmaking, full of humor and creative flair.

Marooned Matchmaker T-Shirts

Our t-shirts for matchmakers showcase witty designs that celebrate their playful passion for creating love stories.