Matchmaker's Nightmare Gifts

Looking for a cheeky gift for someone who’s had their share of romantic chaos? Our collection for the matchmaker’s nightmare offers playful and sarcastic items perfect for lightening up tricky love stories. Whether it’s for a friend, a fellow romantic misadventurer, or an amusing addition to your own collection, these products add humor to the chaos of love.

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'Have you got any called Samantha?' mockup

'Have you got any called Samantha?'

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"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..." mockup

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.' mockup

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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Real Estate Personals

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"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again." mockup

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar, mockup

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

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"Men just won't leave me alone!"

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"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!" mockup

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

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'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!' mockup

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

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"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend." mockup

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

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Carbon Dating Agency

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'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?' mockup

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

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Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

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'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.' mockup

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

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Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage mockup

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

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'Are you fit, attractive male...?' mockup

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

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"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!" mockup

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

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"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

"I'm sure you will be very happy together." mockup

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

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Hmm...all the best!

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"You want to see me, Boss?"

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The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

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'Anyone for doubles?'

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'You've been matched with a pub in Wigan' (to a man at a dating agency).

'You've been matched with a pub in Wigan' (to a man at a dating agency). mockup

'You've been matched with a pub in Wigan' (to a man at a dating agency).

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"Okay sir.I've fed your personal profile into the computer,and your ideal partner should look something like..."

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'That's amazing. According to the computer, I'm your perfect match!'

'That's amazing. According to the computer, I'm your perfect match!' mockup

'That's amazing. According to the computer, I'm your perfect match!'

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'Do I know you?'

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'Fortysomething. Is that your age or waist size?'

'Fortysomething. Is that your age or waist size?' mockup

'Fortysomething. Is that your age or waist size?'

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Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here. mockup

Lovematch Dating . . . Please wait here.

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'Maybe you set your ideals too high, Karen...'

'Maybe you set your ideals too high, Karen...' mockup

'Maybe you set your ideals too high, Karen...'

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'Ooh, look - Hilda's latest arm candy!' mockup

'Ooh, look - Hilda's latest arm candy!'

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'I know you don't like being fixed up, but he's perfect for you!'

'I know you don't like being fixed up, but he's perfect for you!' mockup

'I know you don't like being fixed up, but he's perfect for you!'

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Loneliness.

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"...his friend is over 6ft tall with broad shoulders, sounds too good to be true!"

"...his friend is over 6ft tall with broad shoulders, sounds too good to be true!" mockup

"...his friend is over 6ft tall with broad shoulders, sounds too good to be true!"

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Old fashioned picky man at a dating agency

Old fashioned picky man at a dating agency mockup

Old fashioned picky man at a dating agency

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Speed Dating Tonight - 7pm until 7.02 pm.

Speed Dating Tonight - 7pm until 7.02 pm. mockup

Speed Dating Tonight - 7pm until 7.02 pm.

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Matchmaker's Nightmare Gifts Collection

Matchmaker's Nightmare Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the matchmaker’s nightmare—funny, sarcastic, and guaranteed to start conversations. Find your perfect witty cup today!

Matchmaker's Nightmare Pillows

Add some humor to your home with pillows that celebrate love’s mishaps. Check out our matchmaker’s nightmare collection for a fun cushion to brighten any room.

Matchmaker's Nightmare Prints

Discover prints that turn romantic chaos into art. Our matchmaker’s nightmare collection is perfect for adding a humorous touch to your decor.

Matchmaker's Nightmare T-Shirts

Looking for a humorous t-shirt? Our matchmaker’s nightmare collection features designs that make light of love’s misadventures—wear your funny story with pride!