Matchmaker Critic Gifts

Searching for a fun and clever gift for a matchmaker critic? Our collection features witty, eye-catching products that celebrate their unique perspective on love and relationships. Perfect for anyone who enjoys joking about matchmaking and relishing the humor in love's quirks.

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Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage mockup

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows." mockup

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..." mockup

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

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'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.' mockup

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

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"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..." mockup

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar, mockup

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

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'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.' mockup

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

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"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again." mockup

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

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"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable." mockup

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

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Acme Dating Service

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"Men just won't leave me alone!"

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"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..." mockup

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

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'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block' mockup

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

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Match maker

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"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match." mockup

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

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"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!" mockup

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

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Sidekick speed matching service.

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"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!" mockup

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

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"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?" mockup

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

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"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend." mockup

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

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Carbon Dating Agency

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Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost." mockup

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

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'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.' mockup

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

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"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side." mockup

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

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"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby." mockup

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

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'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?' mockup

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

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"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!" mockup

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

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'Are you fit, attractive male...?' mockup

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

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"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match." mockup

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

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"Blue eyed blonde...let me check the files."

"Blue eyed blonde...let me check the files." mockup

"Blue eyed blonde...let me check the files."

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Dating site - buy a dog.

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Matchmaker Critic Gifts Collection

Matchmaker Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of matchmaker critic mugs—funny, witty designs perfect for anyone who loves to evaluate love with a smile.

Matchmaker Critic Pillows

Find humor and style in our matchmaker critic pillows—add personality to your space with quirky and funny designs.

Matchmaker Critic Prints

Browse our matchmaker critic prints to bring humor and insight into your decor—smart, funny, and uniquely personal.

Matchmaker Critic T-Shirts

Check out our selection of matchmaker critic t-shirts—humorous and bold, they make a witty statement about love and matchmaking.