Marketing Strategy Enthusiast Gifts

Toy - with free cereal.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Target your customer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Game changing

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Business Target

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'