Marketing Guru Pillows

Bring humor and personality into their space with pillows that celebrate their marketing mastery. Ideal for adding a quirky touch to their office or living room.

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"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday." mockup

"I'm just concerned that we're forgetting the true meaning of Cyber Monday."

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'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?' mockup

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

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You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight. mockup

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

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"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?" mockup

"Okay, let me come at this question a different way: Does anybody here actually know how to sell anything?"

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'Most of our customer retention is through inertia.'

'Most of our customer retention is through inertia.' mockup

'Most of our customer retention is through inertia.'

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'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.' mockup

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

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"Oh, just give me a pack of whatever the guys in marketing are targeting for jerks like me."

"Oh, just give me a pack of whatever the guys in marketing are targeting for jerks like me." mockup

"Oh, just give me a pack of whatever the guys in marketing are targeting for jerks like me."

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'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.' mockup

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

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'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.' mockup

'My fan focus groups indicate that I should show more of my legs.'

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'We cater to city folk.'

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"Look on the bright side, any direct marketing campaign we run will be 100% sucessful!"

"Look on the bright side, any direct marketing campaign we run will be 100% sucessful!" mockup

"Look on the bright side, any direct marketing campaign we run will be 100% sucessful!"

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The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection. mockup

The internet providing marketing, research, and data collection.

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50% Hype

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'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,'' mockup

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

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Target your customer.

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'Alright big guy, almost done.'

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'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!' mockup

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

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'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.' mockup

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

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Advertising .01

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Target Audience

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STRIP *Shelf Life * The right black? mockup

STRIP *Shelf Life * The right black?

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'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard' mockup

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

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'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.' mockup

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

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'Those banner ads don't work.'

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'Start barking and stop handing out business cards.'

'Start barking and stop handing out business cards.' mockup

'Start barking and stop handing out business cards.'

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Advertising ISA's

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'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!' mockup

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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"Sales research shows it's too big for them to carry it home."

"Sales research shows it's too big for them to carry it home." mockup

"Sales research shows it's too big for them to carry it home."

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Greetings, stupid people! Buy this! mockup

Greetings, stupid people! Buy this!

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'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.' mockup

'Look! The first active ingredient is marketing spin.'

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"Don't think of them just as customers, but rather as an infinitely mineable and marketable source of valuable data!"

"Don't think of them just as customers, but rather as an infinitely mineable and marketable source of valuable data!" mockup

"Don't think of them just as customers, but rather as an infinitely mineable and marketable source of valuable data!"

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"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman." mockup

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

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'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?' mockup

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

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'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...' mockup

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

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Marketing Guru Pillows Collection

Marketing Guru Mugs

Explore our array of mugs designed for marketing gurus—perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and clever quotes.

Marketing Guru Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the creative mind of marketing professionals—ideal for decorating their workspace or home with style and humor.

Marketing Guru T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts that showcase a marketing guru’s wit and creativity—great for casual, inspiring outfits.