Market Share Marauder T-Shirts

'While you were attempting to seize the day, our competition seized a big chunk of our business!'

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"I think the milk's off!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

I'm turning to the 'Duck' side!

Investor walks tightrope graph balancing risk and reward.

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

"Not a word, Doc! I'm having hot flashes!"

I do all of my banking online now.

"Adverbs, adjectives, conjunctions, clauses...I'll never learn to speak English!"

Manuscripts.

'Made in Australia?'

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'I'm from the exterminators, here to kill moths...Those devils, it's worse than I thought.'

"Some of the guys are worried about your commitment to the whole marauding barbarian thing."

"Admit it gentlemen, we are no longer number one. This stupid creature is now more interested in our rival's new product."

Stock market.

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

'What are you trying to do...blow our cover?!! Take off that mask!'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

The Commandos go shopping

'The raiders are here.'

"I know you people are a bunch of incurable optimists, but I think this financial report is the cure for that."

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

'Our guest has asked that we obscure his identity.'

'Wait a minute - isn't it a bad sign when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is flashing?'

"I don’t get it - we had all those meetings."

Garage Sale

'If I'm not home by midnight, my wife turns on the electric fence.'

Graveyard Shifts