Market Research Enthusiasts Gifts

'I've been selected to take part in the Nielsen ratings!'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

European currency on the edge.

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Symbols of Wall St: bull, bear, Humpty Dumpty.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'