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"False alarm, that was only a rumor that just went through the market."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

The United States Public Debt.

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

Euro fall...

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

Business Philosophy 101.

Bought GE stock at its high.

'Oh dear. I seem to have put the decimal point in the wrong place again.'

Trumped

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'