Market Dynamics Gifts

"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Bring on Third World competition.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Mr Jones likes the Swine Flu.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Will work for ETFs

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Made in China

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'The recession is over, again.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Dow Jones drop

"Everything's gone up."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Counting my Bonus...

Out of control

Customer Convention