Market Analysis Gifts

'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'This is interesting, 70% of respondents to our survey said they don't respond to surveys.'

"Gentleman, we have a dilemma. Pollution scientists say it'll destroy the ozone - however, Market Research predict it'll sell like hot cakes."

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

'There's been a slight devaluation.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."

'Today the market fell because Bernanke said the word 'down' more than once in a speech.'

'We had to think globally since the American consumer was finally on to us.'

Sales company

Euro fall...

'He predicts home prices will go up this year? Yeah, and if I go outside every morning and predict rain, eventually I'll be right, too.'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

'As you know from the results of our first survey, 87% said, 'add more noodles'. Now, this is our second survey, to determine how many noodles.'

"Did I get this right? The down-going stock market crashed into your roof and damaged your floor. Now you want to know if it is covered by your household contents insurance?"

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

Before the smart money leaves the market, we need to get the dumb money into the market.