Market Analysis Mugs

'It's a market vane. It helps me keep track of the trade winds.'

'Supply' and 'Demand' arm wrestle keeping the 'Industrial real estate market' steady

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'This is interesting, 70% of respondents to our survey said they don't respond to surveys.'

"Gentleman, we have a dilemma. Pollution scientists say it'll destroy the ozone - however, Market Research predict it'll sell like hot cakes."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'There's been a slight devaluation.'

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'We're gaining market share in the areas where we lose money.'

'Today the market fell because Bernanke said the word 'down' more than once in a speech.'

"The most important feature of economic predictions is trying not to laugh while making them."

The best way to beat the competition is by not having any.

Yo-Yo Sales

Sales company

'We had to think globally since the American consumer was finally on to us.'

'He predicts home prices will go up this year? Yeah, and if I go outside every morning and predict rain, eventually I'll be right, too.'

Euro fall...

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

"Did I get this right? The down-going stock market crashed into your roof and damaged your floor. Now you want to know if it is covered by your household contents insurance?"

Before the smart money leaves the market, we need to get the dumb money into the market.

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

"Our strategy was RIGHT, it was just that the rest of the universe didn't fit in!"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'As you know from the results of our first survey, 87% said, 'add more noodles'. Now, this is our second survey, to determine how many noodles.'

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'