Maritime Minimalist Gifts

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Less is more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Horn of Plenty.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'