Maritime Minimalist Gifts

"Boating's a lot more affordable since I sold the boat and just read the boating magazines!"

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Horn of Plenty.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Does that shirt signal the dawn of a new day for you, Al? Yeah ... Laundry day.