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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"He's a keeper!"

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Ever Given

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Titanic iceberg auction

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'We should talk more.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Victorian Royal Navy

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"