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For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Ever Given

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I don't know about you, but I get a lot more attention from whale watchers than from my husband...'

Victorian Royal Navy

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'We should talk more.'

Titanic iceberg auction

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."