Marital Mixers Gifts

Looking for gifts that add a splash of humor and charm to social moments? Our collection for marital mixers offers thoughtful and witty items perfect for those who love to entertain, connect, and celebrate with a pinch of humor. Whether it’s for a couple, a friend, or a party host, these gifts are designed to inspire smiles and lively conversations.

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'" mockup

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide." mockup

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

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Check your universal remote control at the door.

Check your universal remote control at the door. mockup

Check your universal remote control at the door.

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"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry." mockup

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

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'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.' mockup

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

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"Been there, drunk that."

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'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.' mockup

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

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Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually. mockup

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

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'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!' mockup

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

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'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.' mockup

'Whenever he feels under attack, he calls for backup.'

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'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.' mockup

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

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"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?" mockup

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

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"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen." mockup

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

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"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird." mockup

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

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"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal." mockup

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

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'Objection over-ruled!'

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'You deserve one another, but I don't deserve you!'

'You deserve one another, but I don't deserve you!' mockup

'You deserve one another, but I don't deserve you!'

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"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours." mockup

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

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We should talk...

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'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,' mockup

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

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'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.' mockup

'And he seems to think he's God's gift to women.'

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"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!" mockup

"You can't leave! I haven't had dinner yet!"

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'You say he's stubborn, mean, cantankerous, won't take orders, sometimes won't move? Are you talking about your mule or your husband?'

'You say he's stubborn, mean, cantankerous, won't take orders, sometimes won't move? Are you talking about your mule or your husband?' mockup

'You say he's stubborn, mean, cantankerous, won't take orders, sometimes won't move? Are you talking about your mule or your husband?'

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"This is just like you, beverly. We're supposed to meet alone and you bring your attorney."

"This is just like you, beverly. We're supposed to meet alone and you bring your attorney." mockup

"This is just like you, beverly. We're supposed to meet alone and you bring your attorney."

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"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem." mockup

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

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"No I don't have a motor bike - just a big angry missus!"

"No I don't have a motor bike - just a big angry missus!" mockup

"No I don't have a motor bike - just a big angry missus!"

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'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.' mockup

'To you, it's alphabet soup...to me, it's verbal abuse.'

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Urban Trail Mix

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"Now what did I do?"

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'And to sum up: Could someone please call my wife and tell her I'll be late?'

'And to sum up: Could someone please call my wife and tell her I'll be late?' mockup

'And to sum up: Could someone please call my wife and tell her I'll be late?'

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"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement." mockup

"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."

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"Look, if we never went to bed angry, we'd never sleep."

"Look, if we never went to bed angry, we'd never sleep." mockup

"Look, if we never went to bed angry, we'd never sleep."

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Marital Mixers Gifts Collection

Marital Mixers Mugs

Explore our mugs for marital mixers and bring a humorous touch to your mornings or social events. Perfect for gifting or enjoying yourself during lively gatherings.

Marital Mixers Pillows

Add a humorous and cozy touch to your living space with pillows designed for marital mixers. Perfect for casual relaxation or lively gatherings, they make a fun statement.

Marital Mixers Prints

Decorate your home or event with our vibrant prints celebrating the joy of mixing and socializing. Brighten up any space with a touch of humor and color.

Marital Mixers T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for marital mixers! Our witty and fun designs are great for parties, casual outings, or making a statement about your love of social fun.