Marital Maverick Gifts

Looking for a gift for the marital maverick? Discover creative, witty products that honor their independent spirit and non-traditional approach to marriage. Our collection celebrates the fun and quirks of walking your own path in love, making it ideal for someone who defies convention with charm and wit. From humorous mugs to bold prints, find a gift that truly speaks to their free-spirited heart.

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship." mockup

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

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'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.' mockup

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

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'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?' mockup

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

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"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman." mockup

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

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"And should you get divorced, promise you won't sue me."

"And should you get divorced, promise you won't sue me." mockup

"And should you get divorced, promise you won't sue me."

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'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything. mockup

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

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"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement." mockup

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

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"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems." mockup

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

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Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual. mockup

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

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'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?' mockup

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

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'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.' mockup

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

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"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?" mockup

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

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The End is Near...You Wish.

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'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'

'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?' mockup

'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'

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"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?" mockup

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

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Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake mockup

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

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Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking. mockup

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

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"... And the only time he takes me out, is to bring me here!"

"... And the only time he takes me out, is to bring me here!" mockup

"... And the only time he takes me out, is to bring me here!"

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"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together." mockup

"Now that I've moved my files down here to the basement, we'll be able to spend a lot more time together."

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'Say it with Timber'

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"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?" mockup

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

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Ok, it is a 'Man's World,' but I can't always excuse myself to go powder my nose!

Ok, it is a 'Man's World,' but I can't always excuse myself to go powder my nose! mockup

Ok, it is a 'Man's World,' but I can't always excuse myself to go powder my nose!

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'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.' mockup

'I don't accept your insurance but they say anything can be repaired by duct tape.'

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'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.' mockup

'I recommed that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life.'

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'Marriage licenses are $10. and up. Do remember that you get what you pay for.'

'Marriage licenses are $10. and up. Do remember that you get what you pay for.' mockup

'Marriage licenses are $10. and up. Do remember that you get what you pay for.'

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"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!" mockup

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

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"What can I give him that would please me for him to have?"

"What can I give him that would please me for him to have?" mockup

"What can I give him that would please me for him to have?"

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"It was my worst nightmare. Then I realized I wasn't asleep!"

"It was my worst nightmare. Then I realized I wasn't asleep!" mockup

"It was my worst nightmare. Then I realized I wasn't asleep!"

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"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."

"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing." mockup

"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."

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"You're so negative, Charles."

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"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."

"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order." mockup

"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."

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Marital Maverick Gifts Collection

Marital Maverick Mugs

Discover our range of witty mugs designed for the marital maverick. Perfect for adding humor and personality to their morning routine.

Marital Maverick Pillows

Find the perfect pillow that celebrates individuality. Our quirky designs are just right for the marital maverick’s home decor.

Marital Maverick Prints

Decorate with bold prints that showcase their unique perspective on love and life. Shop now for the perfect piece for the marital maverick.

Marital Maverick T-Shirts

Explore our collection of playful t-shirts that capture the spirit of the marital maverick—dress them in fun, rebellious style today.