Marital Maestro Gifts

"Brad, we've got to talk."

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'Looks like he's had enough.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

Romantic Glass Blower

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

Hold on

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"You never seem to hear a word I say to you!"

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

" ... para Espanol ... "

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Almost done.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

Romance Music

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Are you sure that's not your age?

The Violin Artist

Wedding Invites

"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."

"Looks like from now on Jerry's going to be reading about Monday night football in Tuesday morning's paper.

Who's Who in bed?