Marital Maestro Prints

"Brad, we've got to talk."

"Our marriage has been experiencing a spot of turbulence lately."

'Looks like he's had enough.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Romantic Glass Blower

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"My wife and I have a love-mate relationship."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

'Almost done.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Are you sure that's not your age?

"I'm part of a working party looking into teaching the Blairs Italian"

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

The Violin Artist

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

Romance Music

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."

Who's Who in bed?