Sea Horse outside saloon
Marine Cowboys Gifts
Looking for a gift for a marine cowboy? Our collection blends nautical charm with a dash of cowboy spirit, designed for maritime enthusiasts and adventurous spirits alike. Whether they’re into sailing, fishing, or just love the ocean, our products will make their day special.
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...
"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."
"I'm the Class Clown fish."
"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."
Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...
'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'
"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."
'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'
'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'
Marine-LAPD Ridealongs
'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'
"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"
"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."
"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."
A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.
Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!
Support the Troops
Killer whale with dead trainer
"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."
"At ease!"
Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.
Sponge Blog
'I got one this small.'
Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters
A Crown of Red Poppies
"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"
"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."
So, how are you planning on eating that?
Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One
We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm
"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."
Marine Cowboys Gifts Collection
Marine Cowboys Mugs
Explore our collection of marine cowboy mugs—fun, quirky, and designed to brighten up any maritime adventurer's morning.
Marine Cowboys Pillows
Snuggle up with our marine cowboy pillows—bring a touch of nautical and western charm into your loved one’s living space.
Marine Cowboys Prints
Decorate with our marine cowboy prints—vivid scenes that capture the spirit of adventure on land and sea.
Marine Cowboys T-Shirts
Check out our marine cowboy t-shirts—crafted for comfort and embroidered with humor for those who love the ocean and the cowboy lifestyle.