Marine Cowboys Pillows

Sea Horse outside saloon

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Killer whale with dead trainer

"At ease!"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

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Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'I got one this small.'

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

A Crown of Red Poppies

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Nave SEALS - Navy Hamsters

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'