Marine Biologists (humor) T-Shirts

I don't care if sharks do need to keep moving to stay in line, I'm not saving your place in line.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Seagiraffes

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Desert Island Meals.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"The hyenas started it."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"They're so like us."

'It must be the dead sea.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Crab with a clown face.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Leak in the fish tank.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Viking Loch Ness

"Where are you going? I said we need to talk."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

underwater knight