Marine Biologist Humorist T-Shirts

A hammerhead shark gets an eye test.

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Guide fish.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Did you find our menorah?

Man painting MOM on boat

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Shark Chum

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.