Marathoner With A Wild Side Gifts

10k Corral.

37 years in the same position.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Athlete

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

Once Clara found the right running shoes she never lost another marathon.

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Are we having fun yet...'

Runners have a pay toll.

A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.

'Ten Feet and he's already hit the wall.'