Marathoner With A Wild Side Mugs

"Portrait of a Lady"

37 years in the same position.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Athlete

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

Once Clara found the right running shoes she never lost another marathon.

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Are we having fun yet...'

Runners have a pay toll.

"Oh no! A bonafide runner!"