Marathon Viewer Mugs

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

American Idle.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

31. 19. 55.7.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

City Marathon.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Couch and Potato

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Starvation Watching

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Inactive wear store.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?