Marathon Spectator Mugs

STRIP *The Fan * Good job I got an extra crate in!

"I AM at my usual position."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

G7 Summit Concern

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Couch and Potato

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'That Brown bears watching!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

Congratulations for male runner

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Stampede!!'

Marathon costume

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Athlete

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'