Marathon Fan Mugs

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

Jedward's next dance routine.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Couch and Potato

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Formula One car origami

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'Well, did you win or what?'

Congratulations for male runner

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Stampede!!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.