Marathon Fan Mugs

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

Annual Run Like a Penguin Marathon.

Jedward's next dance routine.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Couch and Potato

Formula One car origami

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'That Brown bears watching!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'Well, did you win or what?'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'Stampede!!'

'I believe you were first.'

Congratulations for male runner

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!