Marathon Spectator Prints

STRIP *The Fan * Good job I got an extra crate in!

"I AM at my usual position."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

G7 Summit Concern

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I told him he should have trained more."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Couch and Potato

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'That Brown bears watching!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

Congratulations for male runner

Marathon costume

Octopus in the bleachers.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'Stampede!!'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Athlete

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.