Tv Marathon Enthusiast Mugs

"He spends all day sitting, so the last thing he wants to do when he comes home is do anything else."

"1 in 6 Americans is hispanic...but only a fraction of elected officials are latino!"

"Just so it won't confuse you - the meal I've just called you for is in real time; the programme you're watching is a repeat."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

American Idle.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

TV-Man

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Binge Watch

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Succession 2

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Starvation Watching

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."