Marathon Viewer Pillows

"I’ll be back — I just have to pee for 90 minutes."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

City Marathon.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Couch and Potato

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"When did this game get started?"