Tv Marathon Aficionado Pillows

'Their pledge drives are getting more desperate.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

American Idle.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

TV-Man

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Binge Watch

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Succession 2

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Starvation Watching

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'