Marathon Shopping Expert Gifts

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I told him he should have trained more."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Self-Checkout.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.